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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

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Hey, all right! Bull's-eye!

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Put that up there. All right!

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Hey, Hammer, how's your aim today?

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Worth 50 points.

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A root beer for the little lady,
and for me... I'll have a root beer.

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- And make the mugs frosty.
- Coming right up.

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'He's going to run it out.
He's up to the five.

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'Now he throws back the other way, to 84.'

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Did I ever tell you I used to play football?

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- No, you never did.
- Of course, I played like a reaI man.

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- Without a helmet.
- Why didn't that surprise me?

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'Howdy, folks. Cowboy Cody here.

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'I'd like to drive this
brand spanking new little filly

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'right into your driveway. '

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Oh, no, not him again.
I hate that buzzard. Turn the channeI.

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Come on, Hammer.
We're watching a game.

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Yeah? Well, I wish that Bonanza reject
would drop dead.

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'Woooargh!'

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God! Hammer doesn't even
need a gun any more.

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Yeah.

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He can kill with his thoughts.

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I couldn't... Did I?

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No, no way! Did I?

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Oh, Hammer, relax.
No, it had nothing to do with you.

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What if my mind is a cerebraI.45
and I just shot a thought bullet?

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What if I kill somebody that means
something to me? Like J Edgar Hoover?

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- But he's already dead.
- Maybe I did it.

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Hammer, absolutely not! Come on,
Cowboy Cody's death is a coincidence.

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His lot is ten minutes from here.
Let's go find out what happened.

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I gotta think happy thoughts.

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Happy thoughts, happy thoughts,
happy thoughts.

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What's wrong? You didn't want him
to die with his boots on?

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No, I want his boots.
These babies are reaI snakeskin.

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- You're a ghouI. You know that, Blates?
- Thank you. I enjoy my work.

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- Any idea what he died of?
- I don't know. Swollen feet?

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- Looked like he was in perfect health.
- They usually do when they're alive.

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OK, guys, load him up.

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I sure hope this wasn't my fault, Doreau.

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A mind is a terrible thing
to waste somebody with.

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He wasn't even a criminaI.

42
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All he did was sell cheaply built lemons
to unsuspecting people

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at loan shark interest rates.

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That's not against the law.

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Doreau.

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- Where's Hammer?
- Why? Do you miss him?

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I miss him about as much as I miss having
my arm cut off with a chain saw.

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With Hammer, I like to know where
and how far away he is at all times.

49
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'The hearse carrying Cowboy Cody

50
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'is making its way down Boothill Boulevard. '

51
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Maybe I should have sent something.

52
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Then again, maybe I sent Cowboy Cody.

53
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'It's a sombre occasion, and in keeping
with Cowboy Cody's wishes,

54
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'his family requests that in lieu of flowers,
you buy one of his cars.

55
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'So come on down to the funeraI.

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'There'll be free black balloons,
and rides on sad ponies for the kiddies.

57
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'In other news, a zany pit bull named
Scooter has attacked his owner... '

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Speak to me.

59
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Doreau, I'm not coming in today.

60
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I'm... I'm too dangerous.

61
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- You've always been too dangerous.
- I'm a menace to the public at large.

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You've always been a large menace.

63
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But I might have snuffed out
an innocent life with a wish.

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Maybe I have a couple of wishes left.

65
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I wish you'd quit being ridiculous
and get down here.

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Yeah? I wish you'd quit hounding me.

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OK, Doreau, I'm here. Happy?

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Right, Sledge. I just want to prove to you
Cowboy Cody's death wasn't your fault.

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- Big-time car dealers die all the time.
- Of course.

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Do you know how many times I've wished
those guys would drop dead?

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It's a high-pressure job.
It's bound to take a toll on your health.

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Look, car dealers who died in the last year.

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- Five. See?
- You're right.

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- I had nothing to do with their deaths.
- Of course!

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- Their business killed them.
- I don't know where my head was at.

76
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- Uh-oh.
- I killed them.

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No, but they all died
within 48 hours of their wedding.

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- Just like Cowboy Cody.
- So? My marriage almost killed me.

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Just out of curiosity,
I'm going to punch up the widows.

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"Betty Jo, Bobby Jo,

81
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"Mary Jo, Sally Jo.

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"Debbie Jo?"

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- Doesn't that sound weird?
- Yeah.

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Can you believe how many stupid people
name their daughters Jo?

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I wonder what they name their sons?
Nadine?

86
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Now I'm really curious.

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Let's go to the microfilm library,

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and find out why all these honeymoons
were so short.

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Oh, fudge!

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- Excuse me.
- Are you lost?

91
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- Isn't this the microfilm library?
- Yes.

92
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I know what you're thinking.

93
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Wanda Hobbs is nuts.
Why else play strip solitaire by herself?

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- No, actually...
- What else do you expect me to do?

95
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Nobody wants microfilm any more.
Nobody comes to visit.

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I'm alone here, day after day,
year after year, all by myself.

97
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So I play strip solitaire.
Now, is that so bad?

98
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No. No, no.

99
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This one just flew into the cuckoo's nest.

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Actually, we want to look at some microfilm
of old newspapers.

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God bless you!

102
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Please! Please! Enjoy!

103
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Can I get you some coffee?
Some tea? Some broth?

104
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How about a Danish? A doughnut?

105
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Bear claw, perhaps?

106
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- Just the microfilm, all right?
- Plenty of time for that.

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First, let's chat. I'm Miss Hobbs
and I've got a name tag someplace.

108
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I seem to have misplaced it.

109
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I like people but no people
come down here except you.

110
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- I hope you'll come...
- Look, you babbling old bag!

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Show us the microfilm!

112
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- Sledge!
- That's OK.

113
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As a people person, I'm aware that
not all people are nice. Some are jerks.

114
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But I can tell
that you are one of the nice ones.

115
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OK, here we go.

116
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There's another one, Sledge. Look.

117
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Another one. Can we get blow-ups?

118
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Blow-ups? My, oh, my, this is turning out
to be a busy, busy day!

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"Mr and Mrs Wranglin' Rick.
Orlando, Florida.

120
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"Serpent Sam, Newport Beach.

121
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"Madman Mike. Bangor, Maine.

122
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"Mr Dan the Blubber Man. Houston.

123
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"Crazy PhiI from Salt Lake City. "

124
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And our very own Cowboy Cody.

125
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Looks to me...

126
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like it's the same woman.

127
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But did you happen to notice
that it's the same woman?

128
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Oh, of course you did.

129
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But did you happen to notice
it's different photographers?

130
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Hammer...

131
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Nobody really cares.

132
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Least of all, me.

133
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All right, Captain, what do we do now?

134
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Since this is an interstate crime,
it is a matter for the FBI.

135
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There's no guarantee
they'll solve the case.

136
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Look, Cowboy Cody was killed in my city,

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by the most despicable,
devious vermin that exists.

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The wife. And I'm going to stop her
before she marries again.

139
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- You mean kills?
- There's no difference.

140
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Are you positive? You did a thorough job?

141
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,374
You weren't whiffin' formaldehyde?

142
00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:16,495
This coroner doesn't know the difference
between a corpse and a cowboy boot.

143
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I told him we were absolutely certain
Cody was poisoned.

144
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But he insists there is no sign whatsoever

145
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of any foreign substance,
injected or ingested.

146
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Let's whack his head
against the autopsy table.

147
00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:34,219
According to my book, there are
seven poisons that are untraceable.

148
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,770
Oh, really?
As if I never saw a Columbo rerun!

149
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For a poison to be untraceable,
it has to be absorbed by the skin.

150
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It also has to be applied in large doses
and left on for six hours, to be effective.

151
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:53,251
What cheesehead would wear a ton
of toxic poisons on his skin for six hours?

152
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Of course, he was a car dealer.

153
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- You're right. We don't have anything.
- Wrong.

154
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We've got six rich, dead,
obnoxious car dealers,

155
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all killed by the same man-eating woman.

156
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- So what do we do?
- You know how to catch a shark?

157
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You throw out some meat.

158
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:17,569
And you know what?
You're looking at the meat!

159
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:45,372
- G'day.
- Howdy, sir.

160
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:51,531
- See anything you like?
- Sure do, mate. I like everything.

161
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,576
Name's Crocodile Bruce.

162
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:58,654
I'm the biggest car dealer in the entire
outback, down under... over easy.

163
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I'm looking to add this lot to me herd.

164
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:05,214
You mean you're going to buy
the whole dealership?

165
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,690
That I do, mate. Do you take cash?

166
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,696
You see,

167
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I just love buying car lots.

168
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,816
Why, heck, sometimes I'll buy a car lot,

169
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and then I'll sell it and buy it back
the same day, just to show off.

170
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:33,016
You wouldn't rather just buy six or seven
hatchbacks? That'd impress me!

171
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,898
Do you want me to toss your head
on the barbie, mate?

172
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:38,540
I want the whole kit and caboodle, now.

173
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,451
You caught us at a bad time.

174
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- The owner just passed away.
- Why are you talking like that?

175
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- You're breaking my windpipe in half.
- Ah. Sorry.

176
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Being rich and powerfuI
makes a man forget his own strength.

177
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Anyway, Cowboy Cody's widow
owns this place now.

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She's leaving town
the day after tomorrow.

179
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Where is the little koala now?

180
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,974
Well, she's in mourning.

181
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:07,417
Oh, Well, then, just have her call me
in the afternoon.

182
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:51,612
- Yeah, hello.
- 'Hi. Is this Crocodile Bruce?'

183
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,055
Who? Oh.

184
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G'day, mate... ette.

185
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- This here's the Croc.
- 'This is Mrs Cody.

186
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:05,777
'I understand that you're interested
in acquiring one of my... assets. '

187
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:10,251
Whoa! I don't know about that.
I do want to buy your car lot.

188
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:15,460
'Well, there's a slight chance
that I could be... seduced into selling. '

189
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:20,170
Ya-oow! Erm... Listen, little... Shirley.

190
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,297
I just hate doing business
over the phone.

191
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,416
Especially when it's about to melt!

192
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,810
So, what say we meet somewhere,
face to face?

193
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:34,736
'Or closer. How about 8pm
in the lounge of the Anastasia HoteI?"

194
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,776
'Is it a date, Crocodile?

195
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,772
'Oh, may I call you Crocodile?'

196
00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:41,976
You can call me anything you like.

197
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,494
Just don't call me Waltzing Matilda!

198
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,133
Why did I say that?

199
00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:57,577
Doreau, it's been 20 minutes.
I'm afraid this bimbo is a no-show.

200
00:14:57,660 --> 00:15:01,209
- Sledge, give her a little longer.
- All right.

201
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,816
I'll give her another, let's say, 45 seconds
and then...

202
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,775
Crocodile Bruce, I presume?

203
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,498
Sorry. Just blowing
a little water up me nose.

204
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,332
'No big deaI.'

205
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:37,015
G'day. Sit down. Take a load off.

206
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:43,648
- I like your hat.
- Dad gave it to me when I was a baby.

207
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:48,658
Took me 30 years to grow into it.
Can I get you a drink?

208
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:52,449
- Yes, please. Champagne.
- Mate! Your best champagne.

209
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,496
And two frosty mugs.

210
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,732
- I didn't catch your name.
- I didn't throw it.

211
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,537
I can't believe she said that.

212
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:06,694
You know, Croc, I keep pretty close tabs
on the retaiI auto business.

213
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,248
I don't believe I've ever heard of you.

214
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,774
Well, I guess you just got small ears.

215
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:16,980
You see, I'm what's known
as a flamboyant zillionaire.

216
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:23,811
- Like... You ever heard of Howard Hughes?
- Certainly.

217
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:28,052
- Yeah? You ever heard of J PauI Getty?
- Of course.

218
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:32,895
- All right. What about... erm... Car Lecot?
- Sorry, no.

219
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:38,452
Well, I'm just like him.
Only, a couple of zillion dollars richer.

220
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,098
Easy on the foam, mate.

221
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,535
Here's lookin' at you!

222
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,016
Hey, what are you lot looking at?

223
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,012
No worries. G'day.

224
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,376
I like your style.

225
00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:01,214
Yeah. I'm quite a dude.

226
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:04,019
Listen, lady.
Are you gonna sell me that car lot,

227
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,694
or are we just blowing
smoke out our tailpipes?

228
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:13,128
May I suggest we go up to my suite
and indulge in some heavy... bargaining?

229
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,615
You don't have to tan me hide, Clyde.

230
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,214
I'm right behind ya!

231
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:28,819
Doreau, I think I'm just about to toss
another... whip on the barbie.

232
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,216
Well, tie me kangaroo down!

233
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This is some sweet suite.

234
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,579
Sweetie.

235
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,616
It suits me.

236
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,693
- You live here, do you?
- It's a place to hang my lingerie.

237
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:04,409
How come you're not hanging your hide at
Cowboy Cody's?

238
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,094
Oh, I couldn't. Too many memories.

239
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,978
Yeah. I guess after two days of marriage,

240
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:13,848
you got to have one,
maybe one and a half, golden moments.

241
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:16,773
You'd be surprised.

242
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:20,213
Why don't you
make yourself comfortable,

243
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:25,499
while I slip into something
a little more... businesslike?

244
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:39,373
Doreau? She's got a tiny car lot
on her coffee table.

245
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:43,009
I think this woman's
running a couple of quarts low.

246
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:48,174
AII I got to do is get her to marry me and kill
me before tomorrow and we're home.

247
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,256
Whoa!

248
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,216
Dressed for success, I'd say.

249
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,017
Boy, those things are amazing.

250
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,854
- Thank you.
- These little cars, they're so lifelike.

251
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,010
Brrrm! Brrm, brrm, brrrm!

252
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,660
Put that down. You're adding mileage!

253
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:09,618
You'll set back the odometer anyway.

254
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:13,375
This modeI is the apex of my dream.

255
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,020
The ultimate car dealership.

256
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,978
Not acres and acres of cars.

257
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:22,496
But miles and miles, three thousand miles.

258
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:26,732
A car lot that stretches
from sea to shining sea.

259
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,254
Kinda like bumpers across America?

260
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:33,219
Exactly. And we can do it together, Croc.

261
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:37,339
With your zillions
and my, shall we say, attributes,

262
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:41,493
we can become the Jim and Tammy
of the automotive world.

263
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,298
Sounds like a kick in the pants!

264
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:46,213
Oh, we'll own every car lot there is.

265
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:50,452
Because if you own the cars,
you own the world!

266
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:54,977
Well, what the heck! You like cars,
I like attributes. Let's get married.

267
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,497
Crocodile, please.
I'm a woman in mournin'.

268
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:05,212
Trust me. By tomorrow morning,
you won't be mourning. In the... morning.

269
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:09,088
I'm still wearin'
Cowboy Cody's weddin' ring.

270
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:14,538
Girlie, I'll buy you a diamond ring so big
you'll have to wear it on three fingers.

271
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:18,215
Oh! Take your hat off.

272
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:32,894
- What's wrong?
- You. You're wrong.

273
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:36,177
But we were going
like two dingoes on a flat rock.

274
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:40,538
The only thing that's going is you,
and I mean out that door, now!

275
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:46,649
I haven't felt this bad since
me boomerang wouldn't come back.

276
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:52,210
I'm telling you, Doreau, it was not my fault.

277
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:57,214
- Maybe you're a lousy kisser.
- Hey, I know how to kiss.

278
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,097
I even used my lips.

279
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:04,812
No, I think this woman wants nothing
to do with men for a long, long time.

280
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:08,131
Wrong again, Hammer.
Look who just got married.

281
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:15,413
- That's incredible.
- Is this woman insane?

282
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,014
She turned me down for him?

283
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,853
Look at his nose.
He looks like an anteater.

284
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:25,491
I guess you just weren't man enough
for her, Hammer. What happened?

285
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,935
Your ego let you down?

286
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:32,650
I hate to break up this man-to-man talk,
but she's going to kill another car dealer.

287
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:37,495
So what? He's a bow-wow.
I'm ten times better-looking than that clown.

288
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:40,378
I mean, you believe this toupee?
Come on!

289
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:42,098
Wait.

290
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:46,617
Toupee. Didn't you say she got cold
when she ran her fingers through your hair?

291
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,895
The cowboy hat makes your hair greasy.

292
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,653
- Big deaI.
- Cowboy Cody wore a toupee.

293
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,449
Poison absorbed in the skin
takes six hours.

294
00:21:55,540 --> 00:22:00,136
- That's it! She put poison in the glue.
- She poisoned his toupee?

295
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,973
Come on, Hammer. We gotta save a scalp.

296
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,574
I don't know. He did bruise my ego.

297
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,776
Go, Hammer, before I bruise you!

298
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:16,771
.. like a sports car

299
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:21,650
On the freeway of love...

300
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:25,212
Isn't that sweet?
My ex-wife wouldn't even touch my rug.

301
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,258
Oh, I adore toupees.

302
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:31,218
I just love what they do to a man.

303
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:35,657
- Well, let me just put that rascaI on.
- No, no, my sweet, my love, my life.

304
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:37,458
Allow me.

305
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:43,016
Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

306
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,978
All right, Mrs Maggot, drop the toupee.

307
00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:03,297
- Who the blazes are you?
- Cops. Police. Flatfoots.

308
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,894
John Law, the heat, the man, the fuzz.

309
00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:07,857
I think you made your point.

310
00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:11,299
- We just saved your life, paI.
- No, you didn't.

311
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,769
You just killed a perfectly good toupee.

312
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:15,657
You're gonna get life.

313
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:19,733
I'm not worried. I'm sure
the jury will be very sympathetic.

314
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,253
How do you figure?

315
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:26,095
Is it really a crime
to rid the world of car dealers?

316
00:24:26,145 --> 00:24:30,695
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